France has declared that if Iran obtains nuclear weapons they will go to war… Dosen’t this just mean France will pick a fight they have no chance in winning, and we will go have to bail them out of it?
Thoughts of a Pilgrim
trying to make sense of life
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September 18, 2007 at 6:41 am
walkingintherain
Isn’t that what France always does? We’ll bail them out and they will turn around in 50 years and spit in our eye.
At least they’re consistent.
September 18, 2007 at 6:59 am
Steve Bunkoff
We’ll not only bail them out, but we will rebuild 1/2 their country with a low interest loan, which we will completely forgive about a year later.
September 18, 2007 at 6:59 am
Steve Bunkoff
Gonna add you to my blog roll.
bless ya,
Steve
September 18, 2007 at 9:36 am
refe
Wait… Hebbert has a blog?
September 18, 2007 at 10:32 am
walkingintherain
Apparently. I’d love to say I know Hebbert personally but the truth is I only read because I am a-mused (and because Jen told me to).
September 18, 2007 at 11:24 am
Matthew Hebbert
A French firing squad stands in a circle, then surrenders.
An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French…. Raise both hands if you are French.
Next time there’s a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn’t matter; if you’re depending on the French to do the job, it’s screwed anyway.
Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
Q: Why don’t credit cards work in France?
A: No word for “Charge.”
Wait for it… wait…
September 18, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Jennifer James
Q: Why are all the streets in France lined with lovely trees?
A: Because the Germans like shade when they march.
September 19, 2007 at 2:16 am
benjaminwood
So does that mean that when we go and help france out with this war we can now call our freedom fries, french fries again? Gosh i hope so. My mouth was getting tired of having bits and pieces of the american flag in my fries.
September 22, 2007 at 10:23 am
Matthew Hebbert
That was truly funny! Good show, old bean.