Comments on: WWIII? http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/ trying to make sense of life Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:19:36 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Matthew Hebbert http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-20 Matthew Hebbert Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:23:04 +0000 http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-20 That was truly funny! Good show, old bean. That was truly funny! Good show, old bean.

]]> By: benjaminwood http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-19 benjaminwood Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:16:44 +0000 http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-19 So does that mean that when we go and help france out with this war we can now call our freedom fries, french fries again? Gosh i hope so. My mouth was getting tired of having bits and pieces of the american flag in my fries. So does that mean that when we go and help france out with this war we can now call our freedom fries, french fries again? Gosh i hope so. My mouth was getting tired of having bits and pieces of the american flag in my fries.

]]> By: Jennifer James http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-17 Jennifer James Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:19:44 +0000 http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-17 Q: Why are all the streets in France lined with lovely trees? A: Because the Germans like shade when they march. Q: Why are all the streets in France lined with lovely trees?
A: Because the Germans like shade when they march.

]]> By: Matthew Hebbert http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-16 Matthew Hebbert Tue, 18 Sep 2007 05:24:58 +0000 http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-16 A French firing squad stands in a circle, then surrenders. An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French. Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France. Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter; if you're depending on the French to do the job, it's screwed anyway. Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A: The Army. Q: Why don't credit cards work in France? A: No word for "Charge." Wait for it... wait... A French firing squad stands in a circle, then surrenders.

An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French…. Raise both hands if you are French.

Next time there’s a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn’t matter; if you’re depending on the French to do the job, it’s screwed anyway.

Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.

Q: Why don’t credit cards work in France?
A: No word for “Charge.”

Wait for it… wait…

]]> By: walkingintherain http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-14 walkingintherain Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:32:58 +0000 http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-14 Apparently. I'd love to say I know Hebbert personally but the truth is I only read because I am a-mused (and because Jen told me to). Apparently. I’d love to say I know Hebbert personally but the truth is I only read because I am a-mused (and because Jen told me to).

]]> By: refe http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-13 refe Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:36:42 +0000 http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-13 Wait... Hebbert has a blog? Wait… Hebbert has a blog?

]]> By: Steve Bunkoff http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-12 Steve Bunkoff Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:59:53 +0000 http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-12 Gonna add you to my blog roll. bless ya, Steve Gonna add you to my blog roll.
bless ya,
Steve

]]> By: Steve Bunkoff http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-11 Steve Bunkoff Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:59:00 +0000 http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-11 We'll not only bail them out, but we will rebuild 1/2 their country with a low interest loan, which we will completely forgive about a year later. We’ll not only bail them out, but we will rebuild 1/2 their country with a low interest loan, which we will completely forgive about a year later.

]]> By: walkingintherain http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-8 walkingintherain Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:41:40 +0000 http://benjhebbert.wordpress.com/2007/09/17/wwiii/#comment-8 Isn't that what France always does? We'll bail them out and they will turn around in 50 years and spit in our eye. At least they're consistent. Isn’t that what France always does? We’ll bail them out and they will turn around in 50 years and spit in our eye.

At least they’re consistent.

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